We cherish the southern European lifestyle, yet scorn southern Europeans

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Niccolo and Donkey
We cherish the southern European lifestyle, yet scorn southern Europeans

Guardian UK

Ed Vulliamy

August 17, 2013


One of my many regrets in life is that my daughters will never see the Italy I knew. Other people probably feel the same about Greece , France, Spain or Portugal , recalling the age before everyone seemed to be everywhere. When even Florence was not that crowded in summer and the small towns and villages of Tuscany and central Italy – certainly the south – were Italian in every way: very few foreigners and that uncompromised, apparently indestructible way of life.

An early start in the cool of morning, hard work followed by a good lunch with wine from a jug. Then the sacred siesta – a nap, or cuddle-up with someone else during the Italian afternoon, when everything is determinedly chiuso – closed. After the impenitent heat of day relents, the shutters reopen and evening begins for most with the passeggiata , Grandpa on the arm of his granddaughter, teenagers showing off, heated discussion over Gazetta dello Sport or the Communist party's daily, L'Unità , posted on the wall. For others, back to work: for a few hours, behind the counter or in the office.

On Sundays: forget it – no, you cannot go and buy this or that. Those metal shutters are down and will remain so until Monday morning, possibly late Monday afternoon. Sunday lunch lasts from about 3.30pm to past 11.

This is rose-tinted and ignores the appalling tribulations some people faced, but these customs still exist in Italy and across the Mediterranean and Aegean, just about. It is called the quality of life and it is how I lived – and worked – for a fair while during the early 1970s and (less relaxedly) as a correspondent in the 1990s.

But this popular civilisation is endangered, because of a pincer movement by tourism and the north's economic doctrines. That garage on the winding hill up to Montalcino is now a fancy Enoteca open all hours. In the big cities – Rome, Florence – Sunday is just not Sunday any more. Meanwhile, the pressure is on southern Europe to stop the indulgences and heed our own headlines about debt and deficit: CRISIS IN THE EUROZONE! AUSTERITY !

This week is peak holiday season. Millions of people will leave Britain, northern Europe and America, heading for the lands where the olive trees grow. Most will find the cheapest deal at a beach or major "tourist destination". Some will go to second homes converted from what were farmhouses in the days I used to ride my Honda 850 out for a picnic in the hills. Others will rent a villa; many will travel from place to place, either pounding the beaten track or seeking out ever more remote "hidden treasures". And why not? Everyone deserves a break.

Many holidaymakers will enjoy playing at – perhaps even enviably gawping at – the way life is lived among the cypresses. Understandably, they'll adopt a few local habits for this precious week or two: a quick morning espresso at the bar; a longer lunch than at home; a siesta, indeed; an aperitif in the square before dinner outdoors. They may be a little annoyed that the church or museum they wanted to visit is shut for the afternoon, but, walking around, will hear the echo of their footsteps off the old stone walls and admire the tenacity with which the town has gone restfully silent in a way no place in northern Europe does.

They may remark on the impact this way of life seems to have on people's health. There is a sense of wellbeing, especially among the elderly, sitting out on the street for dominoes or totocalcio football pools, that evades us in the north, despite our obsession with keeping trim. Platoons of reporters have plodded around the "blue zones" in Sardinia and the island of Ikaria in the Greek Aegean, trying to unlock "the secret" of why people live longer in these places than anywhere else in the world.

The island has a history of starvation and persecution that forced people to grow much of what they eat, and vice-versa, which today is advantageous, but even that aside, the "secret" is manifestly obvious: Ikarians live mostly in the open air, they do not sit in offices; people work, but not unecessarily. Fishermen in the port of Evdilos enjoy a long morning of backgammon on the quayside before launching their craft. No one fiddles with digital gadgets; the internet is something you find in a cafe if you need it. Many watch black-and-white TV, partly because they cannot afford a colour set, partly because they see no need for one.

It's like the Italy I knew in the 1970s, including the extremist politics. There are worries too, of course; those of almost every Greek (Spaniard, Italian or Portuguese) about the economy, debt, unemployment – and now that very northern word, arriving on the chill political wind from London, Brussels, Frankfurt and Washington: " austerity ". And here's the rub.

The few places left that have fended off mass tourism and preserved their way of life, such as Ikaria, the plains of Castile, the wilds of Abruzzo, are, in reality, everything that our northern society, our managers, the IMF, businessmen, politicians – both Eurosceptics and Angela Merkel – despise. The politics of the EU (and Britain's variation on its theme) are nothing if not a grinding of southern Europe; bludgeoning the south into abandoning its lazy ways, spruce up, pay off its debt and BE LIKE US!

Yes, to adopt our turbo-capitalist zeal in place of these languid Latinate ways; to conjoin our obsessive consumerism, our corporate mindset, our worship of technology. Enough of these ghost town Sundays – where's your 24/7 shopping, triple-A rating, stress medication?

And so our August holidays on cobblestones and land where the vine grows become very weird, as people go to play at the way of life their leaders – maybe even they – are destroying. Many of those from Britain, America, Germany and elsewhere this weekend setting off to savour the southern life are the politicians, bankers, lawyers, managers, civil servants, thinktank "brains" – newspaper columnists indeed – who have decided, generally if not individually, that our Anglo-American way of capitalism is the only way to go. Fuelled, it sometimes feels, more by some combination of cocaine, Red Bull and Viagra than aromatic coffee, a cool aperitif and an afternoon snooze.

But in August, we leave our frantic modus vivendi behind, to enjoy theirs. "Oh, look at those little old men playing chess on the pavement – so sweet!" "Campari-soda per favore!" "Tasha, you MUST try the époisses, it's divine!" "I so love the way they whizz about on scooters without helmets and no one wears seat belts – it's such fun!" Then September comes, back to balancing the books, the shareholders' interests, the "aggressively managed portfolio", the FTSE and Dow Jones. That's enough Caravaggio and mortadella for one year, time for a new austerity package – those lazy bloody Latins…
Niccolo and Donkey

Yes, but why is it that only now they're going broke and in need of austerity?

ASS-TEARity is imposed on us by nordic scum because they jelly of our lifestyle.
Niccolo and Donkey
He makes it sound so 'ultra-fine'. Actual community, actual gathering places that are outdoors, better and healthier food grown locally, a slower pace of life and less stress.
Niccolo and Donkey

ManOwaR : 5 Points (He's better than us)

Vulliamy was a shitbag when reporting on the war in Bosnia, doing a great service for British foreign policy objectives by egging on the Muslims to fight the Croatians.

He is however correct in this piece.

Just look at this picture of Ikaria, the place mentioned in the article.