The Fake Quotes Thread

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"Man up and marry a homo" - Charles Murray


"I don't know about all these Germans. They certainly don't look white to me." - Benjamin Franklin


"This Euro sounds like a terrific idea!" - José María Aznar

Bob Dylan Roof

"I detest democracy, for it revokes natural hierarchy, empowering the rabble and doing away with social order" (Why I am not a democrat, Bertrand Russell, 1944)


"What deity in the realms of dementia, what rabid god decocted out of the smoking lobes of hydrophobia could have devised a keeping place for souls so poor as this flesh. This mawky wormbent tabernacle." - Tony Robbins


"Jazz music and nigger dancing are the death knell of civilizations." - Foghorn Leghorn


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows. The only thing that counts in the end is power. Naked, merciless force. I don't say all niggers are evil, simply because their skin is black. But never will the nigger have the Aryan's divine faculty for being able to distinguish between evil and good. The only good nigger is a dead nigger. We must replenish the white Aryan lands that have been ravaged by the negro with new, improved feeding grounds. And these grounds, we can obtain in Africa. It is, therefore, our holy duty to put our feet upon it, to enter it, to put the marks of our guns and our wheels and our flags upon it. To expand the boundaries of the ineluctable power of the Aryan race. To invade, to conquer, to destroy!" - Sarah Palin


"When the race war comes we won't have to win with numbers. Negroes will just crip-walk into sniper fire and Mexican women appointee admirals will start loading missile payloads backwards into cruisers and sinking themselves. The toughest thing for white rebels will be to not laugh themselves to death."

– David Petraeus


"Although most natural spiders live in the earth, dream spiders usually appear in the air, a nightworld air like the chthonic, pneumatic underworld. There is an underworld intellect, constructing networks that can catch and hold any winged fantasy flying by. Remember the Platonic idea of Hades whose mind is so marvelous that souls never want to leave his domain? Abandon all hope ye who enter here. No way out of the spider’s web, and the fly-weight puer spirit is most afraid of the chthonic mind. So, when the spider comes to your dream, do not diagnose it. Turn to the other half of the tandem, yourself, the dream ego. Are you Miss Muffet content on your tuffet, or a little buzz of thoughts afraid of the synthetic imagining power of the deep mind weaving your fate into the organized intelligence below nature?" - Nicki Minaj