This is a thread to celebrate the tropical luxury, the free and easy living of the future
Club Tropical Excellent:
a bar-hotel that I will found somewhere in Haiti or Venezuela or the Philippines...full of hot girls with long tan legs, O'Zebedee's music, with fine cocktails, and a view of a green-blue sea... where I can fondle and put coconut oil on the pert breasts of Persian whores...where I can watch Brazilian prostie lay a turd on a glass table under the shade of the palm frond...
This is a good video to begin with, a tour of the Rhum JM plantation that I will one day acquire for myself, by money or by force. I'm drinking it now before I go find hipster girl to nail in the ass: