First Trailer for The Hobbit

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Niccolo and Donkey

Hope it works out better than the LoTR movies, which, as glossy as they were, I proceeded to forget immediately after watching.


I have to admit I find Hobbits repellent. Their man-child act is unbearable.

Are you Orcish on your mother's side, or your father's?
I'm 1/16th Orc like Chris Hitchens
I watched the whole trilogy again this year, and it drags in certain parts -- Frodo's quest to Mordor is boring, repetitive and stupid. The strong points IMO are the costumes and the landscapes.

They are also highly homosexual and whiny. I can't stand them either.

This is the best review of the LotR trilogy I've read:

That reviewer also says:

Only perhaps unwittingly! So, on the other hand, perhaps Peter Jackson is part of the cabal!

Review is no good. And for what it's worth, hobbits are 100% heterosexual. I am not sure I can say the same for this forum.

The political angle is dubious, but he's spot-on about the nerd aesthetics. Then again, maybe the problem is the source material.

President Camacho
That review hits on some good points but as usual Mladikov is wrong.

The best and most eloquent review of the LoTR trilogy is from War Nerd/John Dolan. I'm not a Lord of The Ring nerd/afficianado like Dolan is, but I read The Hobbit and the first two books in the trilogy as a youngster and Dolan's review nails everything that instinctively struck me as wrong with the film versions.

Some excerpts:
Dolan completely pwns the fat faggot Jackson, read the full article for more pwnage: