Hilary Swank wishes happy birthday to a war criminal

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When the Human Rights Watch label your actions "crimes against humanity" then it's probably pretty tough to get people to attend your birthday party. But if you're also very, very rich then things suddenly become a whole load easier. Chechnya's president, Ramzan Kadyrov, has apparently created a 300-name "murder list" which contains anyone who opposes his brutal regime. Scores of people who have publicly spoke out on his tyranny have been murdered soon after.

But even evil dictators deserve to have a good time every now and then, right? So for his 35th birthday he invited a whole load of A-listers to come and party with him. Shakira, Eva Mendes and Kevin Costner all declined but Seal, Jean Claude Van Damme, Vanessa Mae (?!) and Hilary Swank jumped on a plane to wish him well. Just days before the event, the Human Rights Watch appealed to Swank, explaining the history, and she told them she wouldn't go. But, as this skin-crawling video shows, she totally went. Hooray for Hollywood!

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/embed/CmyE2WZvuPQ


Team Zissou

I have a hypothesis that celebrity paychecks, from news anchors to actors, are getting pretty thin. The internet and the gaming industry are taking huge chunks of market share from TV and movies; there is no way these people are getting paid the kinds of dollars they got in the 80's and earlier. They already haggle over a fee and designer clothes to show up and be photographed at parties.

As the Great Correction plays out, I bet prostitution starts creeping up the food chain. For example, the money barons might get to bid on a night with Katy Perry some day. I'm sure this already happens further down the food chain.

I mean, wtf, the 35th birthday for the president of Chechnya . It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Hilary Swank really did get shopped around.

Bob Dylan Roof

Ramzan is a model human being and a man of power. He pays "influential" western women to degrade themselves in front of him, like Gaddafi's son with Beyonce.