Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews!

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Niccolo and Donkey
Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews!

The Atlantic Monthly

Jeffrey Goldberg

March 1, 2011

The headline above was produced by the Instamash-Bloginator3000, a device, invented by Israeli scientists working in the Jewish settlement of Neve Manyak, that can reduce thousands of blog posts to a single thought. And it also corrupts Iranian centrifuges! I plugged 3,000 of my blog posts into this wonder machine, and this is the headline that came out!

No, no, I kid! (I kid because I love.) There is no Jewish settlement named Neve Manyak. The headline above actually refers to the disproportionate interest drunks and lunatics take in Jews and their meddling and mysterious ways. In the last several days, we've had Charlie Sheen angrily outing his producer, Chuck Lorre, as " Chaim Levine "; Glenn Beck accusing Reform rabbis of conspiring to build a Muslim caliphate (or something); John Galliano drunkenly praising Hitler (advice to Galliano's lawyer: Tell the press your client was referring to another Hitler, maybe a hitherto-obscure designer of hats); the Iranian regime complaining that the 2012 Olympic logo secretly spells out the word "Zion" (they're wrong, of course; the logo secretly spells out "Mark Spitz is Jewish, and Jason Lezak is Too, So Go Drown Yourselves in the Caspian Sea); and now, Julian Assange is allegedly arguing that The Guardian -- the English-language newspaper least friendly to Israel on Earth -- is engaged in a Jewish-dominated conspiracy to smear him.

One of the great advantages of being Jewish -- and there are many (we invented both ethical monotheism and whitefish salad, after all) -- is that though there are only about 14 million of us on the whole planet (18 million before World War II, Mr. Galliano), people can't stop talking about us! It is very exciting to be a part of so many different fantasies.
Bob Dylan Roof
Niccolo and Donkey
Antisemitism: the hatred that refuses to go away

Guardian UK

Jonathan Freedland

March 3, 2011


G_D BLESS ALL JEWS. They invented whitefish salad for fuck's sake. What is wrong with these people.
President Camacho
I love it how these suggestions are "debunked" by a bevy of shrill Jewish-penned editorials that simultaneously crop up on the front pages of every leading media outlet in the world.

If Jewish producers and directors would stop casting dweeby Jews as shiska babe magnets, I might forget their coercing the most hopeless gentile girls into depraved pornography. At least leave the real actresses their dignity.