The Salo Forum Pantheon of Heroes

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Niccolo and Donkey

This is a thread to celebrate those that best reflect our distaste with the modern world, and those that make us laugh about it thanks to its stupidity and/or absurdity.

The first entry comes courtesy of Beachstud/Bronze Age Pervert who has alerted us to the presence of this great Japanese man, Toyama Koichi.



Toyama Koichi

Some of his quotes:

"This nation must be destroyed!'

"I do not have a single constructive proposal!"

"Annihilate everything that exists!"

"If I get elected, they will be terrified. I myself will be terrified!"
President Camacho

I found it fascinating that the candidates for Tokyo mayor each get an equal five minutes to elaborate on their platform, and the local TV stations are banned from editing this.

Contrast this with America, where every hopeful has to be vetted by media for 12 months and then the top two or maybe three candidates go on TV to "debate" in a rigged forum where only inane 20 second platitudes are permitted for broadcasting to the cattle in between commercial breaks.


Ah, an honest candidate for once. I wish our own politicians were so frank in their desire to 'annihilate everything that exists' and their total lack of contructive proposals.


Mel Gibson quotes:

"Fucking Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world… Are you a Jew?" — to male police officer during 2006 DUI arrest

"I own Malibu… I am going to fuck you." — to arresting officer during 2006 DUI

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" — to female police officer during 2006 DUI arrest

"You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault." — phone conversation with Grigorieva

"You should just fucking smile and blow me, because I deserve it."— phone conversation with Grigorieva

"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first." — phone conversation with Grigorieva

"I'll put you in a fucking rose garden, you cunt!" — phone conversation with Grigorieva

"I want to kill him…I want his intestines on a stick… I want to kill his dog." — on New York Times reporter Frank Rich, who criticized The Passion of the Christ , to The New Yorker in 2003

"A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there's a secure family atmosphere."

"Feminists don't like me, and I don't like them."
Niccolo and Donkey
Charlie Sheen


"I party, fuck you". (Fake quote that distills his essence).

Charlie, in his own words :

On his latest episode:

Stupid whorebag reports :

For his recognition that we are living in end times, for his hedonistic nihilism devoid of liberal platitudes, and especially for his rejection of the desired media narrative of "apologetic crying and begging forgiveness from today's elite" we salute Charlie Sheen!
Niccolo and Donkey
Charlie Sheen: "Fuck You, I'm Still Gonna Party!


Great thread.


The Dan Patrick interview was fuckin' hilarious.

President Camacho

I don't understand how that dumb whore says Charlie Sheen's "five eight balls of coke" is worth $20 grand. $1000 tops.


Cornelio has competition:

Sheen RIPS 'Men' Creator, AA and Thomas Jefferson

Charlie Sheen just launched a nuclear attack on live radio ... slamming " Two and a Half Men " creator Chuck Lorre -- calling him a turd -- and went on to call Thomas Jefferson a "p***y."