: My Jewnaming script is called ''Men of a Certain Tribe''. Its going to star Eugene Levy, Gene Simmons, and Larry David
: Ray Romano is their goy buddy who is 'close enough' to hang out and kvtech with them
: At the end Rutger Hauer kills them
The Wikileaks cables have brought us tales of nuclear intrigue in Pakistan, secret geopolitical negotiation in China, and the threat of all-out war in the Middle East. But what about our diplomatic mission in Canada? What untold secrets do their classified communications reveal to the world? Now that those cables have been released, we finally know: Canada is a pretty dull place to be a U.S. diplomat. The most significant Canadian cable to emerge from the Wikileaks release is this long -- really long -- cable that, and we swear that we are not exaggerating its boringness, summarizes Canadian TV shows. If that does not have you feeling sorry for the State Department employee who probably dedicated years of hard study and work to joining the foreign service, only to end up in Ottawa transcribing CBC sitcoms, then consider the fact that he or she also has to pretend that his or her TV summaries have immediate geopolitical implications with "insidious" -- insidious! -- consequences.
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niccolo and donkey
: this author has little idea that The Beachcombers saved the world for a nuclear war in the early 80s