180: Prize awarded to acts flawlessly executed. Derives from the LSAT scoring system. Ex: Well Done Roundhouse Flame tricks an LDS livechat Mormon Missionary to open a tubgirl pic
AGWWG: Asian Girls With White Guys. The dream of every asian daughter -- the refuge of every white incel son. Tends to yield pathetic spawn (e.g., Amy Chua)
ATD: Anal, then dump. TCR to bitches who have the temerity to refuse to take her fiance's last name, inter alia.
ATD: Alternate definition: Anal, then deport.
autist: XO synonym for azn, lawyer, or azn lawyer.
BIGLAW: If you have to ask what it means, you're too TTT to get the answer.
CAWG: Crazy-ass white girl. See: Notable Posters: The Box.
chaebong hyung: loosely translates as human garbage. See: Notable Poasters: nyuug.
cheatmo: Noun or Verb. A poaster in a serious relationship who sleeps with men/women/trannies other than other than his/her wife/gf.
cheatmoing: Both the proper gerund form (turning it into a noun describing the act or consequences of the actions of the cheatmo) or present participle (forming a continuous tense, as in "the poaster is cheatmoing," or an adjective, as in "the cheatmoing poaster got chlamydia") of the word cheatmo.
CGWBT: Cheerful girl with big tits. They need not be particularly smart. However, they do need to be cheerful and to have big tits.
Conservaheroes: Those who fight the good fight keeping rampant shitlibery in check.
DIAF: Die in a fire.
"DING! Fag.": The sound heard when an XOer is rejected by a preftigious institution. Regular verb; past tense: Ding!Fagged. First discovered by Stabby McLawyer, 2005 (Kirkland Ellis and Bryan Cave to Stabby: "DING! Fag.").
Enjoy DLA PIPER!: TCR to law students attending TTTs.
Gunner: See Striver.
grow a beard: Prudent reaction to avoid responsibility for any mistake.
"Guys at my high school ___ed all the time. (It was no big deal.)": Schema to be filled in by such actions as "gave blowjobs for the protein", "had interracial gay sex in gym locker rooms", "got rejected from yale with 180s", etc. Meme stolen by David Lat in 2010.
heroic woman: Antonym of shrew.
jelly?: "Are you jealous?"
lengthy screed: XO synonym for passionate rants of 200 words or more. Ex: TEMPLE PROF SLAMS XOXO IN LENGTHY SCREED
models and bottles
MFE: MotherFucking Expert: a term of endearment for XO's most famous mother's basement dweller and civil lawlsuit defendant, :D. See: "Things on which :D is a motherfucking expert"
MFH: "Man-fucking-hattan"
-mos: Suffix, used to denote members of a group, those of similar characteristics, or adherents to a belief system. E.g. TRUMPmos, youngmos, CheesecakeFactorymos. See also: pumos.
NFFI: Not falling for it. See also: YFWGI
NOWAG: No One With Asian Guys. The <><><> of NOWAG is an intergalactic truth.
NOWAG'd: To be rejected. See: Ding! Fag., NOWAG.
oh, what a scholar!: Sarcastic snark reserved for pretentious dickheads like Brian Leiter.
quotemos: XO monikers of seemingly random apostrophes and quotation marks. See: pumo.
poast: XO synonym for post.
poaster: One who poasts.
preftigious: OFFICIAL AutoAdmit spelling of "prestigious."
pumos: XO monikers of seemingly random punctuation marks, used by azn/fagg0t/timid poasters as an added layer of anonymity and plausible deniability of poasting on such a racist tweetbort.
puppydood: XO synonym for "puppy."
(Rasquach): See (Rudolph).
reptiles: How shitlibs refer to XO conservatives.
(Rudolph): Expression appended to any flagrantly bad prediction (source). Ex: "I can't get the herp from rawdawging promiscuous chicks, right? (Rudolph)"
SAYTPD: "Sorry about your tiny pink dick."
shitlaw: The practice of law outside of federal government or V100 firms. Synonym: toilet law. Antonym: BIGLAW.
shitlibs: The vast majority of liberals.
shrew: Any 28 yr old or older unmarried woman. Typically found in MFH, they are characterized by touting such achievements as "MY masters," "MY vacation to Machu Picchu," or "MY abortion."
SPS: Shit, pure shit. Ex: "This board is SPS today"
Striver: See Gunner.
TCR: See TITCR.
TITCR: This is the credited response.
TRUMPmos: Poasters who earn 180s for TRUMPthreading about our God-Emperor, Donald J. TRUMP. XO was early on the TRUMP train.
TTT: Third-tier toilet. Refers to any law school other than those in the T14. Also, something worthy of being bashed (Ex: Hilarious Penn Law student website/resume - Let's bash this TTT.)
"u mad"
"...to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.": Yeah, we do that, too.
u mad: Same meaning as the classic meme.
welcome to my harem ...: Claiming ownership of anything unsustainable or never his in the first place.
WGWAG: White Girls With Asian Guys, the unobtainable relationship ideal that drove nyuug insane.
The WUSTL: Famous St. Louis dance celebrated here and here.
YFWGI: You're flame, we get it.
"You'll get in everywhere you apply!": TCR when someone posts laughable stats and asks for his chances of avoiding being Ding!Fagged by non-TTTs