The sequence of events in Sonichu is difficult to follow–stories take place out of order, and often years before they were drawn by the author. The following is a condensed guide to the fictional history of Cwcville and its electric-hedgehog Pokemon, as painstakingly organized by the “Sonichu chronology” article on the CWCki. February 24, 1982: Christian Weston Chandler is born. Cwcville, the city named in his honor, is founded in Virginia by his father, Robert F. Chandler Jr. (1927-2011). May 15, 1985: Darkbind Sonichu is born from the first of many eggs hurled back in time by the Chaos Rainbow formed in 1998. March 17, 1988: The Pikachu that will become Sonichu is born. December 22, 1988: The Raichu that will become Rosechu is born. February 2, 1989: Sonichu #3, Episode 10 - Wild, Punchy, Bubbles, Magi-chan, and Angelica all hatch from time-displaced eggs produced by the Chaos Rainbow in 1998. November 13, 1996: Sonichu #7, Episode 16 - Chris, Sonichu, and Magi-chan arrive in this date fro 2007 to recover one of the seven Sonichu Balls. June 1998: Sonichu #0, Episode 1 - During the events of the game Sonic Adventure, a Pikachu tries to help Sonic the Hedgehog fight Perfect Chaos. The Pikachu is transformed into Sonichu when it collides with Sonic, creating the Chaos Rainbow which turns a Raichu into Rosechu. July 1998: Sonichu #0, Episode 2 - Sonichu meets Rosechu and her trainer Kel. Sonichu and Rosechu share their first kiss during Independence Day fireworks. August 8 or 12, 1998: Sonichu #0, Episode 3 - Naitsirhc tries to capture Sonichu for Team Rocket. March 21 or 22 1999: Sonichu #1, Episode 4 - Team Rocket and Doctor Robotnik clone Sonichu to create Black Sonichu. July 22 or August 14, 1999: Sonichu #1, Episodes 5 & 6 - Black Sonichu lures Sonichu into a trap, but Sonic helps save the day. May 15, 2002: Sonichu #3, Episode 11 - Black Sonichu tries to steal the Master Sunstone for Team Rocket, inadvertantly causing Sonichu, Wild, Punchy, Angelica, Bubbles, and Magi-chan to meet for the first time. August 2003: Cwcville mayor Crhistian Chandler officially begins his Love Quest to find a boyfriend-free girl. October 2003: Mary Lee Walsh shatters Chris’s heart by tearing up the sign he was using to attract a girlfriend. January 12, 2004: Sonichu #2, Episodes 7, 8, & 9 - Chris, Sarah Hammer, and Wes Iseli are given the power to become electric-hedgehog Pokemon to defeat Count Graduon, who joins forces with Mary Lee Walsh. March 18, 2004: Sonichu #0, Christian + Sonichu vs. the Mastermind / Sonichu #2, Sub-episode 3 - Chris uses his new super powers to fight Mary Lee Walsh, seemingly destroying her. May 8, 2004: Sonichu #0, “Sonichu, Naitsirhc has my mom!” - Sonichu and Chris save Chris’s mother from Naitsirhc. December 5, 2004: Sonichu #0, “Mary Lee Walsh…? This was a trap!” - Chris is attacked by Mary Lee Walsh’s Jerkop army, and is narrowly saved by Sarah. January 3, 2004: Sonichu #0, “Hey, Rosie, what’s new?” - Sonichu listens to Rosechu complain while Black Sonichu spies on them. March 2005: Sonichu #0, Sub-episode 1 - Chris battles the Jerkhief to defend true love and honesty. March 29, 2005: Sonichu #1, Sub-episode 2 - Chris meets Hannah, who pretends to be his sweetheart. June 20 or 22, 2005: Sonichu #3, Sub-episode 4 and Sonichu #4, Sub-episode 5 - Chris battles the B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic, and W-M-Manajerk with help from Darkbind Sonichu and his magical twin sister Crystal. June-July 2005: Sonichu #4, Sub-episode 6 - Chris produces a documentary on Jerkops, to the frustration of ScotPalazzo. July 20, 2005: Sonichu #4, Sub-episodes 7-8 - Mary Lee Walsh orders Bagget to capture Chris in the Get-tar Region, but Cyrstal rescues him and they drive Walsh’s forces out of PVCC. March 17, 2006: Sonichu and Rosechu are married. May 17 2006: Sonichu #5, Episode 12 - Wes Iseli tries to stop Sarah Hammer’s wedding, but Chris and Sailor Megtune stop him. June 27, 2006: Sonichu #6, Episode 12.5 - Chris’s dog Patti is magically transformed, and Chris takes her to live in Cwcville. June 29, 2006 - February 26, 2007: Sonichu and Rosechu’s three children are born. October 11, 2007: Sonichu #5, Episode 13 and Sonichu #6, Episode 14 - Mary Lee Walsh’s forces invade Cwcville and trap Crystal in a magic mirror. Chris and the Chaotic Combo plan to find the seven Sonichu Balls (of which they have three) to save her. Chris and Bionic the Hedgehog defeatl Naitsirhc to obtain the fourth Sonichu ball. November 2, 2007: Sonichu #7, Episodes 15-16 - Chris, Sonichu, and Magi-chan travel to November 1996 to recover the fifth Sonichu ball; however Chris and two of the balls become lost in a temporal void. Mary Lee Walsh assembles all of Cwcville’s enemies to plan a major assault while Chris is gone. November 3, 2007: Sonichu #8, Episode 17 - Sonichu and Rosechu have sex, then discover the troll website 4-cent_garbage.com. They confront the owner of the site while Wild searches for the sixth Sonichu ball in the site’s headquarters. December 22, 2007 - March 17, 2008: Sonichu #8, Episode 18 Prologue - The birthdays of Sonichu, Rosechu, Wild, Bubbles, Punchy, Magi-chan, Angelica, and Black Sonichu are celebrated, establishing that they are all over the age of sexual consent. March 22, 2008: Sonichu #8, Episode 18 - The Chaotic Combo enjoy spring break and Bubbles locates the seventh Sonichu Ball. Spring 2008: Sonichu #9, Episode 19 - Wild and Punchy attend a Dating Education class at Cwcville University. June 4 2008: Sonichu #9, Episode 20 - Mary Lee Walsh’s army launches a second invasion of Cwcville, resulting in numerous casualties before Sonichu defeats Walsh and forces her to retreat. August 9, 2008: Sonichu #9, Episode 20 Epilogue and Sonichu #10, Episode 21- Chris escapes from the time void. He immediately eradicates homosexuality from the world, destroys 4-cent_garbage, and gathers the seven Sonichu balls to defeat the rest of his enemies. Wild’s girlfriend Simonla is brutally murdered by the Asperpedia Four. August 16, 2008: Sonichu #10, Episode 21 - The Asperpedia Four are convicted of their crimes against Cwcville. They are either horrifically murdered or exiled to an Amish community. December 12-13, 2008: Sonichu #11 - Sonichu’s family prepares for Christmas. June 2015 - Chris briefly visits this timeframe, having come from November 2007 via the time void. He meets his future wife and daughter; his wife mistakes him for his future self and deflowers him. Chris volunteers for an experimental vaccine to cure homosexuality, and arranges to take the drug back with him to August 2008. July 30, 2021: Chris is caught stuffing his mum like a Thanksgiving turkey. Production of Sonichu ceased indefinitely. 2029: Sonichu #0, Sonichu (25 Years Later) - Sonichu stands around talking about cutting logs but never doing so.